wordless wednesday...

the forecast for the next 6 months...

don't forget that we do occasionally have this one...

rain, clouds, possible sun breaks... covers all the bases :)

The Washcloth

I get so many of these emails with stories to pass on... and rarely do I pass them on... last week i had 2 and this one was another not to be kept to myself...

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.

There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this!
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I
was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'


I'm never going back to that doctor.

Ever.

ever wonder...

Three jobs I have had*
1. Waitress
2. car wash
3. cruise ship dish washer

*Three movies I would watch over and over * ... and have
1. American President
2. Love Actually
3. Cars ... only because C watches it every chance he gets

*Three places I have lived*
1. Romeo, MI
2. Brisol, RI
3. Noblesville, IN


*Three shows that I watch*
1. One tree Hill
2. Mythbusters
3. the jetsons

*Three places I have been*
1. Venice Italy
2. Lego Land
3. St Lucia

* My favorite foods*
1. Mexican
2. Pizza
3. Chocolate

*Three places I'd rather be right now*
1. Lego Land
2. My parents house
3. in bed

*Three things I am looking forward to this year*
1) end of my current sales forecast
2) fall colors
3) Christmas

portland...

my family came down on the train to have a birthday weekend with mom... this was a bonus train near the zoo...

it's my birthday...

So why not... share a favorite photo of me @ age 7....

Zen Wisdom & Sarcasm

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed...., skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

wordless wednesday... almost

as of saturday i've been married 10 years!!!
the flowers on my wedding day... red gerber daisies...my favorite!!!